she shot me her death ray,
'You tickle me, Stella.
How about we stay here for tonight walk into the sunset? '
She left something under her breath
'Why dont you walk alone! I have a some capsolets to kill'
'I am control alt delet when you get all crazy baby.'
I obstinately protested her paroxysm and deduced they were of a playfully passionate nature of hard to get.
'Build us a tire swing'
' Ah jesus Right now'
'Yes! '
Finding a length of rope under a hedge I toss it over the swollen branch of a young oak, then go into the garage and find a jack,
I spend twenty minutes taking the tires from her old mans Alpha Romeo and throw three of them loon-like into the cloudy lake.

With the fourth tire I make her swing, and tangle it up into the top branches
because right then it hit me what she left under her breath, ' I want a divorce '