Lazy Little Leonard Licked his Lollipop
While Sweetly Singing Sara Sang until she dropped.
Fussy Freckled Franny Fussed until she Frowned
While Dimwitted Danny Danced until the Dawn.
Jamie loves her Jellybeans and Jam upon her toast
Nice Nathan Nickles Never picked his Nose.
Molly Moud down Melon drops amid a Midnight Movie
And Gus Gave a Gastly Groan, his Gum was just too Gooey.
While Teasing Too Tall Tiffany for Tripping on her Toes
He's Telling Tales of Tongue Tying
While Weeping at his Woes.
Brightly Beaming Baxter Beamed a Brilliant Blaze
While Calling Crazy Crissy a Crying little babe.
Harry plays the Harpsichord and Van the Violin
And Sammy's Sitting Silently and waits to play again.
Everyone yelled jeers aloud as Peter licked his toes
But Franklin yelled the loudest 'cause he's Peters
Fiercest Foe.
Kelly joked unkindly at all of Christa's Christmas Carols
But all are good when Mom's around
Or Mom will give 'em hell.